It's About Balance

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It's About Balance

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I'm a heritage conservationist/ And a careful conversationalist/ If you can't see my genius sis you need to see an optometrist/ My pockets lined with silver so they call me an optimist I promise this ...
Filtering the poison out of a toxic air stream/ I got that LJ Wing in case you still got steam/And that double wall contstruction foam injected in the seams/And I can wrap my TWA panels around your vertical beams/ ...
My pronouns are he/him and I hum hymns

huffylemon

parple

hera-the-wizard

Pokemon theory

so, y'know the whole deal with Charizard being fire/flying instead of fire/dragon, right?

so my theory is this: it's not a dragon type, since it's not a TRUE dragon, the same way horseshoe crabs aren't TRUE crabs

instead, it's an example of mimicry

the most dragony-dragon in pokémon of all time is arguably dragonite, which has a higher stat total than Charizard, at a solid 600 total

and the two look INCREDIBLY similar, same wing shape and color, same body shape (albeit weird a longer neck and tail), and even the same belly coloration! Charizard isn't an actual dragon, it's only SHAPED like a dragon

this is called batesian mimicry, and a pretty common example is hoverflies looking like wasps

harmlesslyobsessed

badjokesbyjeff

In ancient Rome, there were 4 kinds of poison. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you itchy.

lazarus-lazuli

gowns

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

rumplefuckingstiltzkin

machetelanding

reuniclus

shinonart:
“ To be honest, I have gotten quite burnt out drawing realistic Pokémon. I decided that from now on I will try to be as comfort zone-y as possible and will draw what I like drawing the best: birds. I started with my old Nuzlocke team, I...

harmlesslyobsessed

clubsdeuce

spilling a drink is one of the deepest pains imaginable. the loss of delicious liquids. the knowledge your adult ass needs a little no-spill baby sippy cup. now you have to clean instead of enjoy your delicious beverage and pray that the ants dont discover youre a god damn fool

subterraneanbanjos

telekinetichulder

littlemisspipebomb:
“69kittykate69:
“ justdrinktea:
“ the only thing in our new apartment so far
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What else do u need
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mysticbaconslice

honeyymistt

i’ve heard a lot of people say “don’t reach out to your friends first and see how many people will remain in your life. those are your true friends” and i get it. it sucks and it’s tiring constantly being the one to message first, to initiate hang outs but don’t take this so literally. some friendships require initiation. i have lost touch with so many people who genuinely cared about me and wanted me in their life because i stopped reaching out. it’s a hard pill to swallow but honestly some people just suck at it and it doesn’t mean they don’t love and value you. i’ve reconnected with some people over the past few months and it’s crazy how genuinely happy they are to see me and how engaged they are in the conversation. i just think sometimes we’re too harsh on each other & too quick to emphasize other peoples flaws and remove them from our lives but then we’ll all be alone and what’s the point of life then!!!!